This humor theorist PhD I've been spending my time with does not find puns nearly as funny. I get the ole eye roll from time to time. Ohhhh the irony. He doesn't even admit he's amused by how funny I think they are.
Apparently they don't live up to Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor or Howard Stern..
I could do a little play on him being satired of me telling my jokes. But I won't. wink wink.
But he does think Fozzie the Bear is pretty funny. And maybe the only pun that does get him is the one my brother and I used to double over telling:
Fozzie is on the stage telling terrible jokes (also known as puns) to a packed audience, including those geezers up in the balcony, when the crowd starts throwing tomatoes, cans & fish at him. He picks up a fish and says "why am I doing this? Ohh just for the halibut!"
...As mama murph would say after she told a silly pun "Corny, Corny, Corny."
(see it's still all food).
I was emailed a BuzzFeed this morning from a great one.
Many compliments Mr. Kent & viral buzzfeeds.
C'mon. Hilarious.
Alright. Stop it!
This one kills me. It's on fire.
Alright, I admit this one isn't the best...
Think I'm al dente?
Unfortunately not.
Being a pun connoisseur, I find these last two to be a bit raw & immature..
Pretty ridiculous post. But puns are fun.
Even when you get the back-&-forth head shake and disapproving smirk.
One more for the audience. I need some fish for dinner tonight.
This last one is so bad but it's kind of a hoot...I mean, everyone knows, chicks can't drive.
Maybe my humor theorist PhD doesn't know a good pun but he's a damn good cook. Last night he made the best salmon burger I've ever had.
And I got to make the sunny side up egg to top the patty.
The end product reminded me of the Playmate Kitchen Set plastic eggs.
Seems appropriate for me.
Seems appropriate for me.
All sunny side and playful.
This mEgg was all cracked up.
.waka.waka.waka.
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